Doctor's Orders...

[Joe Guy]

Before you click on the link - the subject reminds me of a joke I recently heard -

Apple Computers announced today, the development of a computer chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

The iTit, as it will be called, will cost $599.00 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.

Okay... Here's the rest of the story.

[Sue U]

Oh, it was a story on Fox!

But its origins were from the late Weekly World News, rest its tortured soul.

Let's just say that Fox continues to produce the level of journamalism we have come to expect from it.

[Lord Jim]

A stirring Sousa March would certainly get my attention....

Or perhaps, "Hey, Look Me Over".....

[Long Run]

It's a silly story since it would be impossible to get a control group.