A mouse walked into a musical instrument store.
"I'd like to buy a mouse organ please", she said
"I think you mean a mouth organ", said the store keeper.
"Oh right", said the mouse, "then I'll have one of those please".
She purchased a mouth organ and left.
Sometime later another mouse walks into the store.
"I'd like to buy a mouse organ please", he says
"I think you mean a mouth organ", says the store keeper.
"Gotcha", says the mouse, "I'll have one of those please".
"You know", said the storekeeper, "I had another mouse in here earlier who asked for a mouse organ".
"Really?" said the mouse,
"That was probably our Monica".
Musical mice
Musical mice
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Musical mice
Isn't the death penalty enforced for bad puns yet?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: Musical mice
Hell no!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Musical mice
That certainly qualifies for 2/3 's of a pun: PU 
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.