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French village which will 'survive 2012 Armageddon' plagued by visitors

The mayor of a picturesque French village has threatened to call in the army to seal it off from a tide of New Age fanatics and UFO watchers, who are convinced it is the only place on Earth to be spared Armageddon in 2012.

Bugarach, population 189, is a peaceful farming village in the Aude region, southwestern France and sits at the foot of the Pic de Bugarach, the highest mountain in the Corbières wine-growing area.

But in the past few months, the quiet village has been inundated by groups of esoteric outsiders who believe the peak is an "alien garage".

According to them, extraterrestrials are quietly waiting in a massive cavity beneath the rock for the world to end, at which point they will leave, taking, it is hoped, a lucky few humans with them.

Most believe Armageddon will take place on December 21, 2012, the end date of the ancient Maya calendar, at which point they predict human civilisation will come to an end. Another favourite date mentioned is 12, December, 2012. They see Bugarach as one of perhaps several "sacred mountains" sheltered from the cataclysm.

"This is no laughing matter," Jean-Pierre Delord, the mayor, told The Daily Telegraph.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... itors.html

Well I have to take issue Mayor Delord's last comment...

Also, I think he's got the wrong attitude. The town folk Bugarach should do what the residents of Roswell did and cash in on this...

These New Agey types are pigeons just waiting to be plucked....Think theme bars and restaurants , hotels, over priced souvenir shops...Ufologist conventions...Put a big fence around that hill and charge admission....

The 189 people of Bugarach are sitting on a goldmine....
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I agree 100%

They will soon have no wordily need for money if they are the "chosen ones". The good folk of Bugarach can make sure they relief them of as much as possible.
Bah!

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A few of the locals could dress up in "Gray" alien suits, spread some florescent paint on themselves and wander around the hill at night.....maybe tape it and put it on You Tube....

That would double what they could charge the marks for tours....
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Claim the Holy Grail was hid there by Joseph of Aramathea, and the lost tribes...
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They are having a Jimmy Buffett concert in Paris in September. After that we could just head to this place and alien hunt. As if French Parrot heads wouldn't be alien enough.

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