Dear Woman

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Gob
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Dear Woman

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Gob
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Re: Dear Woman

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Ferrell gets some respect for this;
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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loCAtek
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Well, they didn't change the website addy, I hope folks check it out.

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Gob
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Re: Dear Woman

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I'm with Lord Flasheart where this sort of thing is concerned:

Lord Flasheart:
All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite...

[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his cane]

Lord Flasheart: ... like you treat your woman!

[Flashheart whips the air with his cane]

Lieutenant George:
How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Lord Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Sean
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Re: Dear Woman

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Woof!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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loCAtek
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Re: Dear Woman

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...excluding the shredding from fire and flak, of course.

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