Describe your last crap

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Gob
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Describe your last crap

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with the title of a film!! This "game" got mentioned in Tim Dowling's Guardian column a couple of weeks ago. A must for Christmas afternoon.
Some to get things started ...

The Italian Job
The Great Escape
Thunderball
Goodbye Mr Chips
I'll go...


"Brokeback Mountain."

Yours?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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"satisfying"

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


yrs,
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Gob
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That was a film?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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"Breakfast at Tiffany's"

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Crackpot
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Volcano!
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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The Thing
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Something wicked this way comes
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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The Hen
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Honey I Shrunk The Kids ( ... and then dropped 'em off at the pool.)
Bah!

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Murder on the Orient Express
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater

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U571
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Inglourious Basterds
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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We are a bunch of twisted puppies.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater

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Gob wrote:That was a film?
Sorry, Gob....I got confused (again)....Das Boot?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Are puns allowed?

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

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Monster
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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Scooter wrote:We are a bunch of twisted puppies.
Who directed that film? ;)
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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The River Wild

(after my trip to Mexico) :lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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The Smell of Success
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater

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:crap:

Oops, I meant: :funee:

:lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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