Not every flower can say love but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst but a cactus can. Not every retard can read but look at you having a go!
Today is International Nutters' Day. Please send an encouraging message to fucked up friends, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows or occassionally shit yourself. You hang in there cupcake, you're fucking special, you're my mate! Look at you! Smiling at your phone!
You dickhead!
Mental Health Awareness
Mental Health Awareness
Just received this in a text message from SMF and had to share...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Nearly pissed myself!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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SO when I recieved this last week, I felt so specail and now what a let down
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Never trust a fart, especially when you get older.or occassionally shit yourself
you listening LordJim?
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I may have to tweak that a bit for my more conservative American audience. As for me though, loved it.
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I should have that printed up and hang it in the can. 
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato