I called the RSPCA today to say I found a suitcase in the forest with a fox and four cubs inside.
"Are they moving?" she asked.
"I'm not sure", I said,"but that would explain the suitcase!"
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
