Darwin awards/CSB/PlanB, bit of history

[Gob]

Bloody hope we're together by then!!

[Big RR]

I share in that wish for you.

[Jarlaxle]

Congratulations. When will Hen return? Has she been living with her mother or her daughter while down under?

Looking at July at the moment, but that may be wishful thinking. She's living with he mother, but spending as much time with Hatch as possible.

So...you're in Britain and she's back in Australia?

[Gob]

Yep, have been apart since last March.

I've got a right arm like Arnie in his prime...

[BoSoxGal]

Yep, have been apart since last March.

I've got a right arm like Arnie in his prime...

Since you’re being such a cocksucker to me today, I’ll just point out this example of the overt, in the face proclamation of your heterosexuality that you say you never feel the need to engage in.

And such a lovely tribute to the wife you’ve been apart from for almost a year.

[Gob]

Since you’re being such a cocksucker to me today, I’ll just point out this example of the overt, in the face proclamation of your heterosexuality that you say you never feel the need to engage in.

That's no "proclamation of heterosexuality, you silly girl. What makes you so sure I'm wanking over women? You've failed yet again...

And such a lovely tribute to the wife you’ve been apart from for almost a year.

Well I have to keep myself healthy for her return, and wanking is good for you.

An Australian study of 2,338 men examined the impact of sexual factors on the occurrence of prostate cancer before the age of 70. Like the Harvard research, the Australian investigation evaluated total ejaculations rather than sexual intercourse itself. Like the American men, the Australians who ejaculated most frequently enjoyed a reduced risk of prostate cancer.

[ex-khobar Andy]

Since you’re being such a cocksucker to me today

I don't think he's talking about cocksucking, BSG. I could be wrong and you have in the past mentioned my inability to comprehend simple English, so I am willing to be corrected.