For those with a high caliber taste for the low life.
"I can't believe you shot me," said the late Willy Wanko in the basement of his ersatz chocolate factory as he kissed his ass goodbye.
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And the NRA scores yet another one. I for one, a lifelong owner of multiple firearms, definitely sees deep background checks for gun ownership as a great idea. Cleaning out the gene pool... one body at a time.
Edited by Daisy to fix the WASSSSS!
VODKA AND LEMONADE
VODKA AND LEMONADE
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Wassssssssssss
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Of course, the best time to give someone a gun use lesson is following a six hour vodka binge. 
Background checks will not include a stupidity test unfortunately.
Sad.
Background checks will not include a stupidity test unfortunately.
The couple's 5-year-old son awoke when he heard his mother scream, Egan said. A 2-year-old son was also in the house at the time, he said.
Sad.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”