Kate Middleton's midwife.

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Gob
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Kate Middleton's midwife.

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Just had a conversation with Kate Middleton's midwife.
"What colour hair did it have?" I asked.
"None at all, completely bald," she replied.
"Is it cute?"
"It was beautiful, one of the cutest I've ever seen," she added.
"OK," I said, "Now lets talk about the baby"
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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