The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

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The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

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From today's edition of You Can't Fix Stupid:

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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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Name it Thumbelina?
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I always suspected there were consequences to masturbating and I couldn't put my finger on it.

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The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
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Doesn't seem to have worked for me.
White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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The day I pay attention to what any televangelist — Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or even one of the FSM sect — has to say is gonna be the same day the devil installs air conditioners in hell.
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"I don't have dreams. Either in dreams or life."
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TPFKA@W wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:00 am
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime. (Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Gob wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:10 am
TPFKA@W wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:00 am
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime.
(Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)
Apropos of nothing, that would make for an interesting audience-participation thread .... "What sort of porn do you get off to?"
And the ladies could play too.
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I think he means Thomas Arnold
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Or Arnold Palmer.

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So those 72virgins are just a bunch of hand jobs?

Or is it just one?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Scooter wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:18 am
Doesn't seem to have worked for me.
For optimal benefits one should use the non-dominant hand on odd days and when using the the dominant hand on even days the thumb should be positioned near the scrotum. Wash hands thoroughly before and after. Don’t use generic tissues for clean up. Keep us updated on your progress.
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Who knew there was so much involved in this subject. Cue up the scene from Old School?


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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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