The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
From today's edition of You Can't Fix Stupid:
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
Name it Thumbelina?
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I always suspected there were consequences to masturbating and I couldn't put my finger on it.
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The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
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Doesn't seem to have worked for me.
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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The day I pay attention to what any televangelist — Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or even one of the FSM sect — has to say is gonna be the same day the devil installs air conditioners in hell.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime. (Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Apropos of nothing, that would make for an interesting audience-participation thread .... "What sort of porn do you get off to?"
And the ladies could play too.
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I think he means Thomas Arnold
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Or Arnold Palmer.
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So those 72virgins are just a bunch of hand jobs?
Or is it just one?
Or is it just one?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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For optimal benefits one should use the non-dominant hand on odd days and when using the the dominant hand on even days the thumb should be positioned near the scrotum. Wash hands thoroughly before and after. Don’t use generic tissues for clean up. Keep us updated on your progress.
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Who knew there was so much involved in this subject. Cue up the scene from Old School?
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”