First they stole Maple syrup and cheese

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First they stole Maple syrup and cheese

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now they've gone for the walnuts!!
Authorities are investigating two thefts of more than 80,000 pounds of walnuts from Northern California valued at about $300,000.

The Tehama County Sheriff's Office received a call from a freight brokerage firm on Friday reporting that a 40,000-pound truckload of walnuts never arrived in Miami as they were supposed to.

Authorities believe the culprit is the same person who also picked up another load of walnuts (each load weighing 40,000 pounds) days earlier from Los Molinos. Those walnuts were intended for Texas, but also disappeared.

Deputies tell the Record Searchlight of Redding the man who picked those walnuts up was not the person hired for the job. They have not identified the suspect although they do have a suspect description.
What the hell are they cooking?!?!?
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Apple walnut pie sweetened with maple syrup, and a slice of cheddar on the side (I love apple pie with cheese)!
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Or, maple candied walnuts, and a cheese platter - perhaps its cocktail time?
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Cheese ball with candied walnuts?
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I think the maple candied walnuts need a little cumin and maybe a bit of cayenne...

Stop already...I'm stuck here at my desk for another two and a half hours with nothing but a glass of water and and handful of grapes! I can taste the candied walnuts and cheese....

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It's the work of the "Down-Under Gang" desperate for nuts and syrup for Australia?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote:It's the work of the "Down-Under Gang" desperate for nuts and syrup for Australia?
Why would we want wall nuts when we have Macadamias?

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Is it the hamster gang?

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Or swarthy fiends from the middle east. Check their cheeks!

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They will stop at nothing, even children are being recruited now:


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What mastermind will crack the case?


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You get tulips from hamster jam
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From-under cheese with nuts and a few drops.

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