What the hell are they cooking?!?!?Authorities are investigating two thefts of more than 80,000 pounds of walnuts from Northern California valued at about $300,000.
The Tehama County Sheriff's Office received a call from a freight brokerage firm on Friday reporting that a 40,000-pound truckload of walnuts never arrived in Miami as they were supposed to.
Authorities believe the culprit is the same person who also picked up another load of walnuts (each load weighing 40,000 pounds) days earlier from Los Molinos. Those walnuts were intended for Texas, but also disappeared.
Deputies tell the Record Searchlight of Redding the man who picked those walnuts up was not the person hired for the job. They have not identified the suspect although they do have a suspect description.
First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
now they've gone for the walnuts!!
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Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
Apple walnut pie sweetened with maple syrup, and a slice of cheddar on the side (I love apple pie with cheese)!
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Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
Or, maple candied walnuts, and a cheese platter - perhaps its cocktail time?
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Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
Cheese ball with candied walnuts?
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
I think the maple candied walnuts need a little cumin and maybe a bit of cayenne...
Stop already...I'm stuck here at my desk for another two and a half hours with nothing but a glass of water and and handful of grapes! I can taste the candied walnuts and cheese....
Stop already...I'm stuck here at my desk for another two and a half hours with nothing but a glass of water and and handful of grapes! I can taste the candied walnuts and cheese....
Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
It's the work of the "Down-Under Gang" desperate for nuts and syrup for Australia?
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
Why would we want wall nuts when we have Macadamias?dales wrote:It's the work of the "Down-Under Gang" desperate for nuts and syrup for Australia?
Looks like an old man scrotum
Perfect balls od nutty goodness
Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
Is it the hamster gang?
Or swarthy fiends from the middle east. Check their cheeks!
They will stop at nothing, even children are being recruited now:
What mastermind will crack the case?
yrs,
rubato
Or swarthy fiends from the middle east. Check their cheeks!
They will stop at nothing, even children are being recruited now:
What mastermind will crack the case?
yrs,
rubato
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Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
You get tulips from hamster jam
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Re: First they stole Maple syrup and cheese
From-under cheese with nuts and a few drops.
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