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I love happy endings!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:13 pm
by Jarlaxle


Sadly, the idiot survived. He and his three buddies are being held on 500K bail.

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:44 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
And they parked in a handicap spot!! Thugs!!

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:12 pm
by BoSoxGal
I’d be hppy [sic] if you’d post the damn YouTube linky. 😘

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:16 pm
by MajGenl.Meade

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:53 pm
by BoSoxGal
Thanks! I’d already seen that on the Daily Mail website - if it bleeds, it leads!

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:10 am
by Bicycle Bill
No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.
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Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:11 am
by Jarlaxle
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:10 am
No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.
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So...did you not watch the video, then? Or are you just posting shit for the sake of shitposting?

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:31 am
by Bicycle Bill
Jarlaxle wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:11 am
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:10 am
No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.
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So...did you not watch the video, then? Or are you just posting shit for the sake of shitposting?
I watched the video.  I also saw another article where it said that the 80-year-old shopkeeper was firing a fuckin' shotgun.  At ten yards or thereabouts, it shoulda blown a tunnel through the guy.
Unless the guy was hopped up higher than the moon on meth or something like that.
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Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:27 am
by Jarlaxle
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:31 am
Jarlaxle wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:11 am
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:10 am
No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.
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-"BB"-
So...did you not watch the video, then? Or are you just posting shit for the sake of shitposting?
I watched the video.  I also saw another article where it said that the 80-year-old shopkeeper was firing a fuckin' shotgun.  At ten yards or thereabouts, it shoulda blown a tunnel through the guy.
Unless the guy was hopped up higher than the moon on meth or something like that.
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He wound up at the hospital, injured. I think she was using either skeet or bird loads in what I think was a 20-gauge.

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:55 am
by BoSoxGal
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:10 am
excessively overpigmented asshole . . . poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa
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Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 3:57 pm
by Bicycle Bill
BoSoxGal wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:55 am
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:10 am
excessively overpigmented asshole . . . poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa
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No, just like a baseball umpire, I'm calling them as I see them.
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Here's some tissue, my dear; dry your tears.
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Re: I love happy endings!

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 9:37 pm
by Sue U
Nah, you're a racist.

Re: I love happy endings!

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:47 am
by Jarlaxle
I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.

Re: I love happy endings!

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:49 am
by BoSoxGal
Jarlaxle wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:47 am
I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.
You must’ve forgotten, or not been on the board for his infamous ‘porch monkeys’ moment.

Re: I love happy endings!

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:04 am
by Jarlaxle
BoSoxGal wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:49 am
Jarlaxle wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:47 am
I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.
You must’ve forgotten, or not been on the board for his infamous ‘porch monkeys’ moment.
Didn't see that one.

Re: I love hppy endings!

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:45 am
by Joe Guy
MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:44 pm
And they parked in a handicap spot!! Thugs!!
You can hear Mr Thug saying what sounds like, "He shot my arm off".

He should be happy to know that will very likely qualify him for a handicap placard. Next time he's busted he won't get one of those expensive tickets for illegal parking.

Re: I love happy endings!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 4:25 am
by Bicycle Bill
Jarlaxle wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:04 am
BoSoxGal wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:49 am
Jarlaxle wrote:
Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:47 am
I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.
You must’ve forgotten, or not been on the board for his infamous ‘porch monkeys’ moment.
Didn't see that one.
I used the term to refer to four young black persons who mercilessly tortured a special-needs kid, all while live-streaming it on social media, ONE TIME something like five and a half years ago (January 2017).   I commend you on your memory, BSG, and only wish I could get as much mileage out of one gallon of gasoline as you seem to be able to get out of one single use of a derogatory term.
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Re: I love happy endings!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:13 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Yeah BB but there's five years of this kind of language linking it all together:
poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa
If you don't understand that the expression of contempt you chose is racist, then there's little (not "no") hope for you.