I love happy endings!

[Jarlaxle]

Sadly, the idiot survived. He and his three buddies are being held on 500K bail.

[MajGenl.Meade]

And they parked in a handicap spot!! Thugs!!

[BoSoxGal]

I’d be hppy [sic] if you’d post the damn YouTube linky.

[MajGenl.Meade]

https://youtu.be/qrh8Ra0W0-I

[BoSoxGal]

Thanks! I’d already seen that on the Daily Mail website - if it bleeds, it leads!

[Bicycle Bill]

No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.

-"BB"-

[Jarlaxle]

No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.

-"BB"-

So...did you not watch the video, then? Or are you just posting shit for the sake of shitposting?

[Bicycle Bill]

No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.

-"BB"-

So...did you not watch the video, then? Or are you just posting shit for the sake of shitposting?

I watched the video.  I also saw another article where it said that the 80-year-old shopkeeper was firing a fuckin' shotgun.  At ten yards or thereabouts, it shoulda blown a tunnel through the guy.
Unless the guy was hopped up higher than the moon on meth or something like that.

-"BB"-

[Jarlaxle]

No, a truly happy ending would have been for the excessively overpigmented asshole with the rifle to have bled out inside the store, alongside his useless weapon.   Maybe then these poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa will realize that if you persist in playing your stupid games, you'll eventually win stupid prizes.

The other takeaway is that from a distance of maybe thirty feet, and the shop owner couldn't hit his target?   Yeah, THERE'S your gun control problem ... not being able to hit what you're aiming at.

-"BB"-

So...did you not watch the video, then? Or are you just posting shit for the sake of shitposting?

I watched the video.  I also saw another article where it said that the 80-year-old shopkeeper was firing a fuckin' shotgun.  At ten yards or thereabouts, it shoulda blown a tunnel through the guy.
Unless the guy was hopped up higher than the moon on meth or something like that.

-"BB"-

He wound up at the hospital, injured. I think she was using either skeet or bird loads in what I think was a 20-gauge.

[BoSoxGal]

excessively overpigmented asshole . . . poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa

[Bicycle Bill]

excessively overpigmented asshole . . . poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa

No, just like a baseball umpire, I'm calling them as I see them.


Here's some tissue, my dear; dry your tears.

-"BB"-

[Sue U]

Nah, you're a racist.

[Jarlaxle]

I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.

[BoSoxGal]

I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.

You must’ve forgotten, or not been on the board for his infamous ‘porch monkeys’ moment.

[Jarlaxle]

I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.

You must’ve forgotten, or not been on the board for his infamous ‘porch monkeys’ moment.

Didn't see that one.

[Joe Guy]

And they parked in a handicap spot!! Thugs!!

You can hear Mr Thug saying what sounds like, "He shot my arm off".

He should be happy to know that will very likely qualify him for a handicap placard. Next time he's busted he won't get one of those expensive tickets for illegal parking.

[Bicycle Bill]

I'm not sure he's a racist. He might just be a prick.

Actually...no "might" about that.

You must’ve forgotten, or not been on the board for his infamous ‘porch monkeys’ moment.

Didn't see that one.

I used the term to refer to four young black persons who mercilessly tortured a special-needs kid, all while live-streaming it on social media, ONE TIME something like five and a half years ago (January 2017).   I commend you on your memory, BSG, and only wish I could get as much mileage out of one gallon of gasoline as you seem to be able to get out of one single use of a derogatory term.

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

Yeah BB but there's five years of this kind of language linking it all together:

poor, underprivileged, down-trodden sons of Africa

If you don't understand that the expression of contempt you chose is racist, then there's little (not "no") hope for you.