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Iowan accused of urinating on co-workers' chairs

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

(04-03) 06:52 PDT West Des Moines, Iowa (AP) --

An information technology worker accused of urinating on colleagues' chairs at an office in Iowa has surrendered to police.

The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/HMXr7Q ) that 59-year-old Raymond Foley turned himself in Saturday to face a charge of second-degree criminal mischief.

Foley declined to comment to The Associated Press on Tuesday, other than to acknowledge that he no longer works at the Farm Bureau office in West Des Moines.

Police say some co-workers had complained about stains on their chairs. A security system was installed, and police say it caught Foley in the act.

Police documents say Foley looked up employee photos in the agency database and then would go into the office during off hours and urinate on their chairs.

The chair damage was estimated at $4,500. :o

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I thought it was I. P. Frehley
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Looks like a computer whiz was responsible.
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There should be a joke about a catheter somewhere in this story but I can't seem to figger it out...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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There's an actual crime called "Criminal Mischief"??

Awesome!!

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Is it better or worse than "felonious naughtiness"? :D
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Foley declined to comment to The Associated Press on Tuesday, other than to acknowledge that he no longer works at the Farm Bureau office in West Des Moines.
Gee, now there's a shock....
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Who does this story bring to mind? :shrug
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A computer whiz you knew? :)
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:ok :lol:
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