Iowan accused of urinating on co-workers' chairs
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
(04-03) 06:52 PDT West Des Moines, Iowa (AP) --
An information technology worker accused of urinating on colleagues' chairs at an office in Iowa has surrendered to police.
The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/HMXr7Q ) that 59-year-old Raymond Foley turned himself in Saturday to face a charge of second-degree criminal mischief.
Foley declined to comment to The Associated Press on Tuesday, other than to acknowledge that he no longer works at the Farm Bureau office in West Des Moines.
Police say some co-workers had complained about stains on their chairs. A security system was installed, and police say it caught Foley in the act.
Police documents say Foley looked up employee photos in the agency database and then would go into the office during off hours and urinate on their chairs.
The chair damage was estimated at $4,500.![]()
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Information from: The Des Moines Register, http://www.desmoinesregister.com
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"Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
"Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
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I thought it was I. P. Frehley
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
Looks like a computer whiz was responsible.
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
There should be a joke about a catheter somewhere in this story but I can't seem to figger it out...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
There's an actual crime called "Criminal Mischief"??
Awesome!!
Awesome!!
Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
Is it better or worse than "felonious naughtiness"? 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
Gee, now there's a shock....Foley declined to comment to The Associated Press on Tuesday, other than to acknowledge that he no longer works at the Farm Bureau office in West Des Moines.



Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
Who does this story bring to mind? 
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Daily
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan