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A neighbor had one of these, and took his kid out for a walk on it ...I thought it was wicked cool;

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It's a toy for Dad and child, the car is a remote controlled vehicle that can be ridden in by the kid. Image

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I so wanna get you this shirt;

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I luv baby costumes! ...but, um'kay;

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...Whatever you do, don't let the Mrs. CP see this!



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For Erik on his arrival;


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Like having a rave in your crib

Ever lose your baby in the dark? It's okay, we won't report you to child services. It happens to the best of us. Pop in this multicolor LED Pacifier and your baby will be a shining, colorful beacon of geekiness.


Lotsa of funny stuff here

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Forget the baby carriages, teach the kid to walk as soon as you get him home.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...don't teach him to walk, speak or have an opinion.

It was so much easier with a bottle of formula, wipes, nappies and a stroller. You know where they are, they can be shut up with food and a clean bum...bit like Sean!

Four years on .....I don't want/like, Can we do..... Please can i have...the list is endless, and only to get worse in the teenage years!

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and only to get worse in the teenage years!
Ain't that the truth. When a kid turns 13, parents become the stupidest people on earth and only start getting "smart" again when the kid turns 20-something.

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Teenage years, that's lucky! My seven-year-old is convinced that as a first-grader he knows everything about everything, and should be treated accordingly. It's actually funny if you don't live with it day in and day out.
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Glad I'm past those years (my kids are 25 and 21).

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:Forget the baby carriages, teach the kid to walk as soon as you get him home.
With my new grandson that's not so farfetched. :roll:
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
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