Ever lose your baby in the dark? It's okay, we won't report you to child services. It happens to the best of us. Pop in this multicolor LED Pacifier and your baby will be a shining, colorful beacon of geekiness.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...don't teach him to walk, speak or have an opinion.
It was so much easier with a bottle of formula, wipes, nappies and a stroller. You know where they are, they can be shut up with food and a clean bum...bit like Sean!
Four years on .....I don't want/like, Can we do..... Please can i have...the list is endless, and only to get worse in the teenage years!
Ain't that the truth. When a kid turns 13, parents become the stupidest people on earth and only start getting "smart" again when the kid turns 20-something.
Teenage years, that's lucky! My seven-year-old is convinced that as a first-grader he knows everything about everything, and should be treated accordingly. It's actually funny if you don't live with it day in and day out.
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?