Hatch wins non-sexist award.

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Hatch wins non-sexist award.

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Hatch came back from a "fun day end of college wrap up day" the other day with a certificate. She was very pleased, as was her boyfriend. She'd won this certificate, voted on by her peers, for "Miss Lovely Eyes."

Of course, the first question that popped out of my head, totally unbidden, was; "Who got the certificate for Miss Lovely Tits"? Her beau found this rather amusing, she didn't.

Apparently, in the spirit of these; "non-discriminatory, everyone is equal, don't notice that the genders are different shapes, PC, days", the eyes are the only bits worthy of note. So there's Ms Lovely Eyes" and Mr Lovely Eyes".

Still she has lovely eyes, and she won, so there!
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Still she has lovely eyes
Indeed she does, congrats...
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And they're brown, just like mine. :mrgreen:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Very nice indeed.

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"Mr. Lovely Eyes" - time was when no self-respecting human male would deign to accept such a dubious accolade. Oh, perhaps I can guess who would....
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Those are some gorgeous eyes. Wow.

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