Geez Joe it sounds like you've got an addiction problem developing....
Maybe you should try to ease off by switching to something less noxious, like heroin or crack....
You had asked in another thread about folks who had tried either Marmite or Vegemite...
As I have mentioned before I tried Marmite...
I had it on a Melba oval with one of my favorite cheeses, (horseradish cheddar). It was applied by an Irish lady I was dating at the time who actually liked the stuff, (so I can't be accused of having put on too much)
I picked up a cracker took one bite, and said, "Gessus what the hell is this?" and spit it out in to my hand. "What have you put on the cheese?"
She explained what it was. I asked her what it was made out of. She told me and I started laughing and said, "You mean they've actually got people conned into thinking something made out of
that is edible?"
She told me that it was pretty expensive. I started laughing harder and said, "I'll just bet it is. I can just see how it got started:"
"I say Nigel, you know that goo we scrape off the beer barrels and mix in with the fodder for the pigs? I'll bet we could put it in little jars, give it a fancy name and sell it to people for a pretty penny."
"Good lord, Ascoyne, you're obviously completely potted to come up with an idea like that. Come on,
nobody would fall for
that..."
"And thus yet another proof of the PT Barnum maxim was born..."
I then went to the bathroom and spent a couple of minutes swishing Lavoris around in my mouth to get rid of the taste.
I would describe the flavor as something similar to biting into a beef boullion cube, only worse. It also has a metalic or medicinal kind of after taste. (Maybe they put some sort of addictive drug in it which accounts for the popularity despite the ghastly flavor.) and the consistency of axle grease.
So, anyway, I found Vegemite & Marmite in one of the places I should have searched long ago...
