McDonalds in your DNA

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Gob
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McDonalds in your DNA

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McDonald's is rolling out a state-of-the art security system across Australia that douses fleeing robbers with an invisible, synthetic DNA spray in attempt to stop criminals seeing their fast food restaurants as a soft target.


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The move comes as police ramp up their patrols of local McDonald's restaurants after a spate of robberies across Sydney during the Christmas and New Year period.

A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company will increase the use of 'SelectaDNA' in stores all over the country after a successful trial in their six busiest Sydney restaurants was launched in January last year.

According to the SelectaDNA website, spray heads are fitted at the entry points of premises which, on activation, emit a burst of solution onto the offenders. The solution contains a UV tracer which is invisible to the naked eye but will show up under UV light. It also has a unique DNA code, linking the thieves to the specific crime scene in question.
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"It's a great deterrent," the McDonald's spokeswoman said. "During the trial the restaurants experienced zero robberies and reduced instances of anti-social behaviour.

"We have a wide array of security measures in place to ensure that our team members are kept safe at all times, such as intensive training, strict cash handling protocols, CCTV and consultative working relationships with local police," she said.
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People are stealing garbage?

Putting a security system on McDonalds is like putting a lock on a garbage can. You would only do it for bears.

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So you really think they're stealing Big Macs and not money?

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Mace or pepper spray or even a "stun gun doorway" would make trying to find the thief easier as he would likely be right there at the doorway. Save on police overtime.

And there is a chance that some of these thieves are addicted to Big Macs just trying to feed their desires. Being addicted to alcohol, I feel their pain.
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Of course they were going for the money....

(I'm surprised rube didn't reach for the cheap obvious Australian joke here...so I guess I'll supply it: 8-) )

In Australia, there's no place better to go for a thief looking for a big pay day than McDonalds....

They're packed, 24/7, they make money faster than they can count it....

The Aussies line up around the block to get in; McDonalds represents the pinnacle of Australian cuisine; they can't get enough of it.... :mrgreen:
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Sounds like a Sonic here on Long Island.

(but I'm partial to Checkers) :ok

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Lord Jim wrote: The Aussies line up around the block to get in; McDonalds represents the pinnacle of Australian cuisine; they can't get enough of it.... :mrgreen:
That's because they put beetroot on the burgers Jim... :fu
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Sean wrote:
That's because they put beetroot on the burgers Jim... :fu
Of course they do, it's not a burger otherwise, is it? :shrug
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