Meanwhile in a real sport.....

[MajGenl.Meade]

2 6 11 L. Robson
6 3 09 P. Kvitova (#8)

Did you stay up past midnight to watch it Gob? Awesome game

[oldr_n_wsr]

That's a good pose, I'll see if the wife wants to practice it.
As far as the tennis thingie going on down under, personally, I don't care. And do not wake me up for any results.

[Gob]

Did you stay up past midnight to watch it Gob? Awesome game

I have no interest in watching tennis whatsoever, despite the inducements offered.

[MajGenl.Meade]

[Gob]

Now in a REAL sport...

BRISBANE: Australia's batsmen have been humiliated at the Gabba, routed for a low of 74 by Sri Lanka in their one-day international clash.

Only tailenders Mitchell Starc and Xavier Doherty managed double figures as the full-strength hosts were dismissed for their third worst total in 42 years of one-day cricket.

It was also their lowest score on what is usually a batsman-friendly 50-over wicket at the Gabba.

Australia's inability to cope with quality swing bowling was sadly exposed by Nuwan Kulasekara (5-22) and Lasith Malinga (3-14) who reduced them to 9-40 in the 19th over.

It was only the determined rearguard by Starc (22 not out) and Doherty (15), putting on 34 for the last wicket, that saved their team from more embarrassment.

When Doherty leg-glanced his first ball to the boundary, Australia passed the lowest total by a recognised Test nation - 43 endured in South Africa by both Pakistan (1993) and Sri Lanka (2012).

The spinner's last boundary ensured they crept beyond 70 - which Australia made in 1977 in England and also in 1986 against New Zealand in Adelaide.

It looked to be a superb Brisbane one-day pitch and Michael Clarke had no hesitation in batting first on winning the toss.

While it was Angelo Mathews who struck first by having a returning David Warner caught at mid-off, Kulasekara did the real damage, ripping through the bamboozled top order with a mixture of brilliant swing and seam bowling.

He already had Phil Hughes caught at second slip before dismissing David Hussey and George Bailey off successive inswingers in his fourth over to be on a hat-trick.

Matthew Wade survived but it wasn't long before Kulasekara clean bowled both Clarke and Moises Henriques through the gate with the two best deliveries of the day to have Australia 6-30.

Malinga then chipped in by dismissing Mitchell Johnson, Wade and Clint McKay in quick succession.

Starc wore two bouncers on his helmet but both he and Doherty showed more ticker than their top-order teammates.



Fri 11 Jan
1st ODI - Australia vs Sri Lanka
MCG

Sun 13 Jan
2nd ODI - Australia vs Sri Lanka
Adelaide Oval

Fri 18 Jan
3rd ODI - Australia vs Sri Lanka
Gabba

Sun 20 Jan
4th ODI - Australia vs Sri Lanka
SCG

Wed 23 Jan
5th ODI - Australia vs Sri Lanka
Blundstone Arena, Bellerive

Sat 26 Jan
1st T20 - Australia vs Sri Lanka
ANZ Stadium, Sydney

Mon 28 Jan
2nd T20 - Australia vs Sri Lanka
MCG

Fri 1 Feb
1st ODI - Australia vs West Indies
WACA

Sun 3 Feb
2nd ODI - Australia vs West Indies
WACA

Wed 6 Feb
3rd ODI - Australia vs West Indies
Manuka Oval, Canberra

Fri 8 Feb
4th ODI - Australia vs West Indies
SCG

Sun 10 Feb
5th ODI - Australia vs West Indies
MCG

Wed 13 Feb
1st T20 - Australia vs West Indies
Gabba

I'll be at the bolded match.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Now in a REAL sport...

Guess it depends which bunch of bums you appreciate most