Nice little Religious Hymn...

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Joe Guy
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Nice little Religious Hymn...

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Oh, sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil’s den
Turn ’round don’t enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

He’ll fuck you up (he’ll fuck you up)
Yes, God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
He’ll fuck you up (he’ll fuck you up)
Don’t you know he’ll fuck you up
So you better do some prayin’ while you can.

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt.
That’s the way he used to work back in those days:

He fucked ‘em up (he fucked ‘em up)
He really fucked ‘em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can fuck you up (he’ll fuck you up)
No shit he’ll fuck you up J
ust like he fucked the people up back then.

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor’s fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

God fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins.
He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he’s married to a Presbyterian.

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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:lol:

Catchy....

A real toe tapper....
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OK, that is really funny.

yrs,
rubato

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"Don't comment if you're not mature enough to laugh a little".....

Gee, It'd be nice to see more of that attitude....
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I guess there must be a lot of people who are not mature enough to laugh a little - they must be laughing a lot.

Unpleasant copraphagia
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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