A scorned husband wreaked Valentine's Day revenge on his wife by dumping a tractor-load of horse manure into her beloved convertible after discovering she was was cheating on him.
The furious spouse filmed the incident and placed it on YouTube, after finding his partner's profile on a dating website for people looking for love in rural Britain.
He made the discovery after his wife, who he names as Becky Jones, 37, from Lincolnshire, left her email account open on their computer and revealed she was trying to meet men behind his back.
Her profile on Kissinggates.com, a website for single farmers, admitted she has been married for five years but that her husband is 'a complete idiot' and 'completely crazy.'
After hitting out at her husband, who she said 'doesn't know I'm on here', she said that she only loved two things - her car and her horse.
So in retaliation the unnamed husband picked up a load of faeces, probably from her horse, opened up the roof of her Peugeot, and dumped it all in there.
'Unfortunately for you, I have the keys to your lovely convertible Peugeot. Let's see how crazy I am,' he says.
Nobody from Kissinggates.com was available for comment today, prompting accusations that the site has set up the row as a publicity stunt.
The film, which does not make clear when it was filmed, starts with the husband explaining that he was checking his emails before making the heartbreaking discovery that his wife was on a dating website
He reads her profile out loud and that she is looking for 'discretion' from like-minded people she would like to meet for romance.
After waving the keys to her convertible in front of the camera it then cuts to him driving his tractor scooping up a mound of horse manure.
Shouting over the noise of the engine he then dumps the manure with gusto into her maroon car, filling it to the top.
'So just pick up from your favorite horse manure, and let's see what we can do there.
'So here you go, just about to get around to see the beautiful Peugeot. Happy Valentine's Day. Okay. There you go, sweetheart.
'That should show how crazy I am. Oh dear, her pride and joy. What do you think to that? Not very cool, is it.'
She's in the shit.
She's in the shit.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: She's in the shit.
Hardly looks like the sort of publicity a dating website would be looking for - "list an ad with us and watch your spouse exact revenge on you" is probably not the message they want to be putting across.Nobody from Kissinggates.com was available for comment today, prompting accusations that the site has set up the row as a publicity stunt.
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Re: She's in the shit.
At least he didn't put the horse head in the bed with her. 
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
