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An 18-year-old woman with a necrophilia fetish had three-way sex on the corpses of two men who she and her sexual partners strangled, it was claimed today.

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Joshua Miner, 24, piled the bodies of Eric Glover and Terrence Rankins, both 22, together and placed a beige sheet across them so he and his longtime girlfriend, Alisa Massaro, could lie together on top of them at Massaro's home in Joliet, Illinois, according to police reports. Miner told police he remembered 'years back' that Massaro had told him she 'wanted to have sex with a dead guy,' so he hoped to fulfill part of her fantasy, according to documents.

Adam Landerman, the 19-year-old son of a police sergeant, may have joined Massaro and Miner's sexual romp, as well, the report says. Patch.com released the revolting new details today in the shocking January 10 murders - allegedly committed by Miner, Landerman, Massaro and 18-year-old Bethany McKee. Massaro grinned when her boyfriend asked her to have sex and initially declined. Later, though, she admitted that she agreed to it.

McKee told police that she believes Landerman joined the sexual acts, as well.

McKee said Miner was the ringleader who came up with the idea who kill Glover and Rankins. She said Landerman was a 'follower' who only did what Miner told him, according to the report. After killing the men, Landerman jumped on their backs and 'surfed' on their dead bodies, according to reports.

The corpses elicited a 'zombie noise' - a final gasping sound. The bodies also evacuated their bowls, Miner claimed. They then hog-tied the victims' hands and feet together with dirty clothes and and an electrical cord.

'This is one of the most brutal, heinous and upsetting things I've ever seen in my 27 years of law enforcement,' Police Chief Mike Trafton said after the January slayings. 'Not only the crime scene, but the disregard for common decency toward human beings.' Police reports say McKee knew Rankins and invited him and Glover over with promises of sexual favors.

Miner later admitted that they four believed the men had carried 'lot of money' and that they were planning to rob them. They believed Rankins was a drug dealer and carried $100 with him.

'It's demonic,' Rankins' mother, Jamille Kent, said. 'This is evil.'

Trafton, the police chief, said Massaro, Landerman and Miner were 'very much surprised' when police walked in on them Thursday. McKee had left the house but police arrested her later in nearby Kankakee.
Rankin's mother said her son and Glover had been friends for five years

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Nothing kinky about it, and in fact these people are giving kinky sex a bad name. This is just depraved and gross.
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I had a dog who would drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby and then wag her tail proudly over her 'find'.

She was an outdoor dog.

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While my dog enjoys the outdoors, no pet should be an "outdoor" pet. Outdoor dogs form a pack with other outdoor dogs and thus become a threat and outdoor cats become pests who $#!t in other peoples property and gardens.

Anyone who allows their pet to roam free around their area should not be allowed to own an animal.

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:While my dog enjoys the outdoors, no pet should be an "outdoor" pet. Outdoor dogs form a pack with other outdoor dogs and thus become a threat and outdoor cats become pests who $#!t in other peoples property and gardens.

Anyone who allows their pet to roam free around their area should not be allowed to own an animal.
She lived in a fenced yard. Only a jerk allows a dog to run loose.

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rubato wrote:Anyone who allows their pet to roam free around their area should not be allowed to own an animal.
rubato wrote:I had a dog who would drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby and then wag her tail proudly over her 'find'.

She was an outdoor dog.
Please post a graph to clarify your conflicting statements.

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She lived in a fenced yard. Only a jerk allows a dog to run loose.
I agree.

What about cats? Should they be allowed to run free?

Oh and what kind of
most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby
did you have in your yard?

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Joe Guy wrote:
rubato wrote:Anyone who allows their pet to roam free around their area should not be allowed to own an animal.
rubato wrote:I had a dog who would drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby and then wag her tail proudly over her 'find'.

She was an outdoor dog.
Please post a graph to clarify your conflicting statements.


Dogs kept in yards are taken for walks. They are taken camping. I would have thought that even the meanest of intelligences would know this. But you didn't.


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oldr_n_wsr wrote:
She lived in a fenced yard. Only a jerk allows a dog to run loose.
I agree.

What about cats? Should they be allowed to run free?

Oh and what kind of
most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby
did you have in your yard?
No cats should not be allowed to run free -- they are subject to the same risks as dogs.

Growing up we lived in the country, on a 15-acre former farm, surrounded by other fields and farms, and the culture was the dogs were mostly outside, and they typically stayed close to the house -- but not always (and the only fences were the ones around the horse paddock and fields, which don't keep dogs in). My Dad didn't want the dogs in the house, so they were in and out dogs -- and I know they loved it, but they also ultimately all died tragic deaths because of it.

When I moved out after college I took my cat with me -- and she lived until 21. I know she missed hunting, she was an amazing huntress, but she had a safe, pampered life inside instead. That's how they need to be treated -- like beloved members of the family, safe, and secure. If you can't do that, don't have a pet.
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Joe, I think I can clear this up for you...

Rube had a dog that stayed outdoors, but in a fenced yard...

So when he said:
I had a dog who would drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby
He was referring to something in the yard....

Obviously, rube was sitting in the yard...
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When I moved out after college I took my cat with me -- and she lived until 21. I know she missed hunting, she was an amazing huntress, but she had a safe, pampered life inside instead. That's how they need to be treated -- like beloved members of the family, safe, and secure. If you can't do that, don't have a pet.
Agreed, just wish some people in my neighborhood who let their cats run free would agree also. Good thing my Apollo ois the master of his yard (1/2 acre fully fenced in) to keep them out of the gardens. Before we had Apollo, the gardens were littered (pun intended) with cat mounds. (they really like to cover their feces)

Dogs are not a problem in the neighborhood, but every now and then some dog gets loose, but we all know each others dogs and if we see one we grab it and brin it back home. Mostly labs and goldens around here so no real concern.

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Helluva topic drift ... I love you guys!

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My yard isn't fenced...but I have 5+ acres. I thought about fencing it in...never did because Marm just didn't go anywhere! He'd get out...and I'd find him snoring next to the garage or sprawled out on the driveway.
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rubato wrote:
Joe Guy wrote:
rubato wrote:Anyone who allows their pet to roam free around their area should not be allowed to own an animal.
rubato wrote:I had a dog who would drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby and then wag her tail proudly over her 'find'.

She was an outdoor dog.
Please post a graph to clarify your conflicting statements.
Dogs kept in yards are taken for walks. They are taken camping.
I would hope that dogs kept in yards are taken for walks but I don't know that all dog owners walk them. I doubt that everyone goes camping with a dog since not everyone with a dog goes camping.

But that has nothing to do with anything.

You wrote that your dog would "drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing". One with even the meanest of intelligences would know that a dog could not drag something home unless he had had found it somewhere away from home.

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We rarely take the dog for a walk around the neighborhood. But having half an acre, there is plenty of room for me and him to play frisbee and fetch the stick (log!?!?!?) chace the ball/rabbit/squirrel and for him to do his business. He is not a "runner" and even when I accidently leave the gate open he does not leave the yard. He know's the yard is his.

And I know he could easily jump over the 4foot fence. He has cleared the 4 foot wall (plus side railing) on my above ground pool from a standstill. If he wanted out, he could be out. And with the 30" of snow, he could have just stepped over the top of the fence once the snow froze over.

Up in Pa., he runs free as there are no fences but he still stays around us/the house, unless he spots the lake, then he's gone and off swimming. I don't know what it is, but up there I have yet to come across a "bad" dog. Seems they are all sociable and listen and do as they are told even though they are all pretty much free to roam around the 1000's of acres. And they all know their way home and will go home when you tell them too.

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I had a dog who would drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby and then wag her tail proudly over her 'find'.
She lived in a fenced yard. Only a jerk allows a dog to run loose.
It occurs to me that that is precisely the sort of "plot continuity" fuck up one makes when they have made a story up, and then forgotten part of what they said originally....

The odds are overwhelming there never actually was any dog at all.
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Now, as for the neighborhood cats...

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Someone who is unaware that dogs usually kept in fenced yards are also taken for walks and taken camping is too stupid to be worth arguing with.


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Wow, you take a dog walking and camping, and allow it to "drag home the most disgusting and smelly thing she could find nearby ," very tolerant of you. If pretty dumb.

Our dogs are trained to drop anything disgusting and smelly that they latch onto. Voice command; "Drop it".
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dales wrote:Now, as for the neighborhood cats...
I've changed my opinion on cat ownership through the years.

When I had an indoor/outdoor cat I believed that cats needed to run free because that is their nature. My first cat lived like that and then moved into the house permanently in the last two of its seventeen years.

Now I believe that cats should be kept indoors. It's much better for them. Jojo, who is only the second cat I've owned is kept indoors only. He very rarely scratches himself because he has no fleas or skin problems. He even smells good (as far as I can smell).

I can tell that he's much more comfortable than my first cat, who would bite and scratch herself constantly (kinda like my first girlfriend :mrgreen: [/bad joke] ).

A cat, like a dog, is going to adapt to its environment. If you don't play with your pet it will get lazy just like you. You need to keep it entertained and let it get exercise.

Keeping a cat entertained is much different than keeping a dog entertained. It takes imagination.

Dogs will do the same thing over & over again and be happy. Cats say, 'Wait a minute! Didn't we just do that? What else you got?"

I've always heard that cats pretty much keep to themselves and sleep all of the time, but I think that's because a lot of cat owners train them by example to do nothing all day and the reason is that they got one because they wanted a pet that requires little maintenance.

Lazy bastards. Get a bird or a turtle then!!

It's not fair to the cat.

Why am I talking about cats?

Oh yeah, now I remember. Dales brought it up.

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