Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham
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Tis that time of year again
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Pagan Easter Pork at the out-laws for us.
I'll raise a glass to DBA.
I'll raise a glass to DBA.
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Does Jesus hate my pagan easter fish?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Well once again, Jesus will have to hate our Pagan Leg Of Lamb, because we don't do the ham thing....
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Only if it has not been circumcised.Gob wrote:Does Jesus hate my pagan easter fish?
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Pagan Easter Filet Mignon for us. With roasted potatoes, mushrooms, asparagas (blech), colliflower (sp?), corrn, peas and carrots, waldorf salad, artichokes, then dessert.
AND JESUS SAID...
... Good Friday! What's so good about it?
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Ramon 23:50 - 24:12 And on the Sabbath they rested according to the commandment. But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb bringing the spiced ham which they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb. And as they approached the tomb Jesus poked his head out. And He declared two more weeks of winter.
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Ramon 23:50 - 24:12 And on the Sabbath they rested according to the commandment. But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb bringing the spiced ham which they had prepared. And they found the stone rolled away from the tomb. And as they approached the tomb Jesus poked his head out. And He declared two more weeks of winter.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Yes, if its shellfish.Gob wrote:Does Jesus hate my pagan easter fish?
I, on the other hand, am perfectly happy to take all the lobsters, shrimp, and oysters Jesus won't eat.
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How about crabs?
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I lost my virginity on Good Friday.RayThom wrote:... Good Friday! What's so good about it?
Now THAT was good.
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Well, it wasn't you or me up there, so all things considered I count that a pretty good day. (Whadaya mean, "low standards"??)RayThom wrote:... Good Friday! What's so good about it?
A zissen Pesach, joyous Easter and happy Nowruz to all.
GAH!
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Resurrection time...
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DBA's everlasting legacy. I will be forever grateful for the comedy he provided us, much of which I'm sure was actually intentional.
GAH!
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Intentional? hard to tell; but it was funny nonetheless.
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It's that time again.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
KNOCK, KNOCK... WHO'S THERE?
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DBA RIP
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts