Even God can't cure farts

[Gob]

A Romanian lawyer is suing his local Orthodox bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons that were forcing him out of his home.

Madalin Ciculescu, 34, accused the five of fraud after they turned up several times to exercise the demons which were responsible for the bad smells that were ruining his business.

He claimed that after the failed exorcism the demons even started haunting him at his home at Pitesti in Arges County in central Romania.

The case alleging 'religious malpractice' is reportedly the first time there has been such an allegation made in a Romanian court.

The four priests had all tried and failed to exorcise the demons, according to the legal papers that named bishop Constantin Argatu, even though he had not been to the property, as he was in charge of the priests who had been there.

The case has already been rejected by a lower court in Romania and was rejected again this week by the Romanian High Court, but now the businessmen says he plans to go to the European Court of Human Rights.

He told the court: 'If they (the accused) represent the way of God then God's ways are crooked. They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do, and I still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable.

'When I am at home they switch the TV on and off all the time, they make foul smells that give me headaches and basically roam unhindered around my house and my business.

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[dgs49]

If they told him, or provably implied to him that their rituals could eliminate the problems, and if they accepted fees (or "contributions") for performing the rituals, then he might have a case.

Since turning 60, I occasionally suffer from involuntarily flatulence, especially while exerting myself physically. It never occurred to me to see a priest about it.

[MajGenl.Meade]

No pliest! We have galanteed sorution:



100% no more invoruntaly falts.

Also home lemedy (DIY):

[TPFKA@W]

Flatulent demons? Quick someone refer me to a priest willing to exorcise my husband and dog.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I like my farts.

[Gob]

EVERY MAN likes the smell of his own farts!

[oldr_n_wsr]

You do know I have lost the sense of smell.

[Crackpot]

EVERY MAN likes the smell of his own farts!

Depends what I've been eating