But the question most pressing on my mind is whether one might purchase a quantity of Sanctifying Grace in the said vending machine.
Shall we say, 25c for 100 days indulgence?
"You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
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Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
You can't buy that, you have to earn it.
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
It's free to those who know how to ask.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
dales wrote:And you know this, how?rubato wrote:It looks like a condom machine from a men's bathroom in a truck stop.
yrs,
rubato
??? You've never been anywhere? Poor baby!
Only a total shut-in would not know that in the western United states there are large spaces between places and in those spaces there are places called "truck stops" where gas and food (of a kind) is available for people in cars and trucks. And a healthy person with normal kidney function will want to have a pee every few hundred miles or so, coincident with buying gas, so that only a complete recluse, idiot, or coward would not have some experience with truck stop bathrooms. (sorry Gob, I know you're too intimidated by us to come to the US. Man up sometime. If you can.)
A-mazing!
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
Yeah, I've never cruised men's rooms looking for condom machines.
Even when being mocked, the poor schlub believes you're being serious. 
Even when being mocked, the poor schlub believes you're being serious.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
dales wrote:Yeah, I've never cruised men's room looking for condom machines.
DERP.
And you're too stupid, or dishonest, to notice condom machines when they are in front of you?
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
Once again, rube has that unintentional humor thing going on....rubato wrote:dales wrote:Yeah, I've never cruised men's room looking for condom machines.
DERP.
And you're too stupid, or dishonest, to notice condom machines when they are in front of you?
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
In my opinion the three funniest, ( intentionally funny) people on this board, are Joe, Meade and Sue...
Very good stuff...
On the other hand we have rubato, who is frankly much funnier then all of them put together, (and I'll throw in Mark Twain and Will Rogers as well) only not on purpose..unlike the aforementioned comedic talents, he's completely oblivious to how funny he is....
In my personal opinion, unintentional humor really is the funniest form of humor..and rubato is an absolute master of that craft... he's a natural...
Nobody knows how to be funny unintentionally better than rube....
Very good stuff...
On the other hand we have rubato, who is frankly much funnier then all of them put together, (and I'll throw in Mark Twain and Will Rogers as well) only not on purpose..unlike the aforementioned comedic talents, he's completely oblivious to how funny he is....
In my personal opinion, unintentional humor really is the funniest form of humor..and rubato is an absolute master of that craft... he's a natural...
Nobody knows how to be funny unintentionally better than rube....
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
btw: Where is Meade?
Haven't seen or heard from him in more than a fortnight.
Haven't seen or heard from him in more than a fortnight.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
I must agree on your assessment about rubato there, Lord Jim.
I wish so much to have a ftf with this clod, anytime or anyplace.
(hell, I might even miss my younger daughter's wedding just to make his aquaintance)
I wish so much to have a ftf with this clod, anytime or anyplace.
(hell, I might even miss my younger daughter's wedding just to make his aquaintance)
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: "You have used one inch of sticky tape, god bless you."
I got an email from him yesterday, he's on his travels still.dales wrote:btw: Where is Meade?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MGM?
Man lives in a world of meaning.
It's the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg this week. Meade is probably at his local food market on some makeshift Cemetery Ridge, sternly barking orders to imaginary Union troops, and unsuspecting passersby. All with his usual pedantic delivery and, of course, still looking for meaning.
Mister Lincoln, you cannot fire me... I quit. Be it known, you are now a marked man.
It's the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg this week. Meade is probably at his local food market on some makeshift Cemetery Ridge, sternly barking orders to imaginary Union troops, and unsuspecting passersby. All with his usual pedantic delivery and, of course, still looking for meaning.
Mister Lincoln, you cannot fire me... I quit. Be it known, you are now a marked man.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”