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LOL!! :D
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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First Test, Trent Bridge (day four, close)

England 215 & 375 v Australia 280 & 174-6



England took three late Australia wickets to assume a commanding position going into the final day of an enthralling opening Ashes Test.

Chasing a target of 311, a record score to win a Trent Bridge Test, Australia were going well on 161-3.

But in a potentially decisive twist in the final hour, England removed captain Michael Clarke, Steven Smith and Phil Hughes in the space of 18 balls to reduce the tourists to 174-6 at the close, still 137 runs adrift of the finish line.
England v Australia in 2005

In the famous Edgbaston Ashes Test match in 2005, Australia closed overnight needing 107 runs to win with two wickets in hand. But England completed a thrilling two-run triumph.

England had earlier added 49 runs to their overnight total to post 375 all out, with Ian Bell completing his 18th Test century and Stuart Broad scoring 65.

Broad, the subject of a major controversy over his decision not to walk on Friday, followed up with an impressive display with the ball, breaking Australia's 84-run opening partnership and removing Clarke for 23 in the closing stages of a sweltering day in which England had toiled for long stretches without reward.

Pitching the ball up to Clarke, Broad drew a faint edge from the Australia captain and wheeled away in celebration as Matt Prior took the catch.

The festivities were put on hold as the umpires verified that the ball had carried into Prior's gloves and were delayed still further when Clarke called for a review. But when Hot Spot showed the smallest of marks on his bat, the skipper had to go.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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211-8

Nearly there!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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231-9

What a catch!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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And suddenly it's 283-9.

Squeaky bum time...
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296 all out. England win by 14 runs!

Fuck me but that was too close!
Just another boring cricket match... ;)
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And suddenly it's 283-9
And you made fun of a 79-0 soccer game?
Just another boring cricket match
Now, you're catching on....

There may be hope for you yet.... :ok
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Sean wrote:296 all out. England win by 14 runs!

Fuck me but that was too close!
Just another boring cricket match... ;)
Jayzers that was an arse clenching finish!

Well done boys.

Lords next :D

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Tim Lincecum pitched a no-hitter last nite!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote:Tim Lincecum pitched a no-hitter last nite!
That's the thing that really matters... :ok

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dales wrote:Tim Lincecum pitched a no-hitter last nite!
At long last, something finally posted that actually relates to the title of the thread.... :ok

Only took 28 posts...

He's been catching a lot of hell this season, nice to see him pull this off; it should really help his confidence... :clap:
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Thank-you, Timmy..................we didn't have to read anymore carp about CRICKET! :arg

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Cricket!??

What the heck is Cricket Carp?

Is that another one a them foreign sports that put you to sleep?.... 8-)

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First Test, Trent Bridge (day five):

England 215 & 375 beat Australia 280 & 296 by 14 runs


James Anderson was England's final-day hero as the hosts held their nerve to complete an astonishing 14-run victory over Australia in an unforgettable climax to the opening Ashes Test.

Amid unbearable tension, Australia's final pair of Brad Haddin and James Pattinson took the tourists to the brink of victory with a partnership of 65.

But when Haddin was caught behind off Anderson for 71 via the thinnest of inside edges - and given out following a painstaking review - England could celebrate one of the closest wins in Ashes history.

It was Anderson's fourth wicket of the day, fifth of the innings and 10th of the contest, earning him the man-of-the-match award.

The victory, which for sheer drama almost matched their incredible two-run triumph in the 2005 Edgbaston Ashes Test, puts England 1-0 up in the five-match series going into the second Test at Lord's, which begins on Thursday.
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Four more matches in this series...

Then they come to Aus in December!!
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I conclude we will never convert some if the philistines here to take an interest in this beautiful game.

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I concur Dais.

They're just too interested in watching grown men in pyjamas play rounders.
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Gob wrote:Four more matches in this series...

Then they come to Aus in December!!
Austria?

That's where Hitler came from! :nana

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Once again ladies and gentlemen, we have The Cricket Paradox...

How a game in which almost nothing ever happens, nevertheless somehow manages to produce astronomically high scores....(I've offered several theories to explain this; including, "they just pull the numbers out of a hat", "they put a bunch of numbers on a dart board and decide the final score in a game of darts" and "I'm guessing a number somewhere between zero and 400")
England 215 & 375 beat Australia 280 & 296 by 14 runs
Okay...

So the way this works is you take the two outrageously high scores from both games....

And then add them together:

England: 590

Australia: 576

And that's how you come up with the 14 "run" difference....

(At least in Base 10...)

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