Kids names and class....

[Rick]

I hyphenated once they told me to breath into a paper bag and everything would be alright.

I have a good friend who's first middle and last names are all first names...

[dales]

My first name is unisex.

[oldr_n_wsr]

My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a last name
It's M-A-Y-E-R

[Sean]

And of course it would be indiscrete to mention the millions of African-American single moms who seem determined to settle on some hyphenated or apostrophated bit of nonsense from a Scrabble box (d'Juan, Kata-Fui, etc), in the vain hope that when their little darling grows to adulthood they can be referred to by an adoring press by a single, unique name, unlike, for example Robery Schmidlap who must go by both a first and second name.

(My bold)

You really ought to get out more Dave...

[Jarlaxle]

My first name is unisex.

My mother's first and middle names are unisex.

Surnames as first names are nothing new: Ferguson Jenkins, anybody?

[Sue U]

My first name is unisex.

How odd. I thought it was Dale.

[dgs49]

Sean, good fellow.

Care to elaborate?

[Guinevere]

My first name is more typically seen as a last name, albeit with a very different spelling. My last name has been used as a first, and I think it's quite cool (although I am somewhat appalled that a recent "celebrity" baby was given this name).

[oldr_n_wsr]

Go west young lady.

[Guinevere]

Oldr, you've clearly spent too much time on TMZ!

[oldr_n_wsr]

What's TMZ?