S&M Session In Shop Class Goes Awry -or- Watch This!

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S&M Session In Shop Class Goes Awry -or- Watch This!

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NH teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues

Associated Press August 31

Tuesday, August 31, 2010


(08-31) 07:04 PDT Dover, N.H. (AP) --

A New Hampshire high school student shocked so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.

Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured.

The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.

Kelley resigned from his teaching position about a month after the incident. He declined to comment on the lawsuit.


Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Shop class?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I hope this gets thrown out of court. Stupidity of this caliber should not be rewarded with consideration.

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Classes in the industrial arts.

Such as:
Woodworking
Metalworking
Auto Repair
etc...
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Thanks C-P, we call them CDT (craft design and technology)
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How about this: settle for what he's asking if he agrees to permenent sterilization.
The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.
Would anyone NOTICE?!?!
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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I suspect the brain damage was there before he decided to attach electrical clamps to his nipples...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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I'm sure nipple torture isn't assigned for extra credit.

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