Ban the person above you.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Jim for stalking Andrew...

[Rick]

Raybans

[Joe Guy]

I ban Rick from this thread because he doesn't play by the rules.

[Gob]

I'm banning Joe for being a clever fucker.

[Lord Jim]

I banned Steve a long time ago, and it's worked beautifully...

[Joe Guy]

I ban Jim for eternity for previously posting that I should have married quad and opened a bed and breakfast with him.

It's not only a sickening idea but I'm sure quad would eat all of the profits.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I'm banning everybody beneath me

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Meade because he is holding his butt with 2 fingers.

[MajGenl.Meade]

But now I have to ban TPFKA@W for installing the hidden camera in my bathroom (and I can't find it either, not even with both hands)

[Guinevere]

Finally, I get to ban Meade!

You all know why . . .

[TPFKA@W]

Banning Guin because I don't know why.

[Joe Guy]

I'm banning @W because I don't know why either.

[Guinevere]

Banning Joe for not being conversant with every post in the chain.

[Joe Guy]

I'm banning Guinevere for expecting me to be conversant with every post in the chain and I am now and know why she banned Meade.

[Rick]

It's another banner day

[Joe Guy]

I ban Rick because I don't like his name.

[Crackpot]

I ban Joe Guy. It is none of your business why.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban crackpot because his name sets off the chittychittybangbang song in my head.

[Guinevere]

You mean these?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we'll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.....(hold)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend.

I ban @W for cursing me with this ear worm.

[Econoline]

I'm banning Gob, Jim, CP, Gob, Rick, Gob, Rick, Gob, Guin, Meade, Joe, Sue, Gob, Rick, @W, Joe, Gob, CP, Gob, Sean, Joe, Sean, @W, Sean, me, Guin, Gob, CP, Sean, @W, Sean, @W, Meade, oldr, Daisy, oldr, Gob, Guin, Meade, Gob, Meade, Jim, CP, Jim, @W, CP, Jim, CP, Jim, @W, Jim, Joe, Gob, Joe, Jim, Jim, Gob, @W, Gob, Meade, me, Guin, Sue, Joe, CP, @W, Joe, Joe, Rick, @W, Rick, CP, @W, Joe, Jim, Joe, Rick, Joe, Gob, Jim, Joe, Meade, @W, Meade, Guin, @W, Joe, Guin, Joe, Rick, Joe, CP, @W, and Guin for making this thread way too long.

And I'm banning Dale for refusing to participate and then moving to a rooming house without internet where we can't ban him anymore.