Idiot Dept. -or- Don't Text Cops To Buy Marijuana

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Idiot Dept. -or- Don't Text Cops To Buy Marijuana

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Montana teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot

ASS-ociated Press
Friday, September 3, 2010

(09-03) 11:43 PDT Helena, Mont. (AP) --

General rule of thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff. Authorities said a Helena teen hit a wrong number and inadvertently sent a message to Lewis and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutton, saying "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?"

A detective pretending to be the dealer organized a meeting at a time when the boy knew he and another teen would be at a particular store.

The detective spotted two teenage boys and one of the boy's fathers — who was unaware of what was going on — at the store. He called the phone number three times to make sure he had the right person. Dutton said when the detective showed the teens his badge, one of the boys fainted.

No citations were issued after the parents of the boys, who were 15 and 16, got involved.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Re: Idiot Dept. -or- Don't Text Cops To Buy Marijuana

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I like that story.

The sheriff didn't bust the kids and instead let the parents handle it.

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My god, signs of intelligence!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Re: Idiot Dept. -or- Don't Text Cops To Buy Marijuana

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Ha ha.

I have heard a few getting in trouble after reporting that their dope was nicked. (Always a bright thing to report to police.)
Bah!

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