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Gob
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IMF writes

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International Reconciliation and Logistics Vault
International Monetary Fund (IMF)

It is a pleasure to write you that we have reconciled with our logistic
department on the reimbursement of some fund spent by you during the cause of
your inadequate dealings with some impostors who claim to be staff in banks
and other regional payment centers. Our reconciliation teams with the
prospectus instrument of the United Nations after freezing suspected impostors
account. This support was fully effective with the help of World Bank after a
summit meeting in London, on the financial analysis on financial stability
issues fluctuating their economy with the international global standard.

After gathering of this sum, our logistic department gave us a list of
customers to be paid who fell victims to these imposters due to unawareness.
And mode of payment was as well specified for proper conducts and financial
regulations to kick against criminality during process of payment. We have
arranged your payment through our swift card centers, with the latest
instruction from International Monetary Fund Reconciliation Office.

The card center will send you an ATM Debit card which you will use to withdraw
your money in any ATM Center, Banks and Union Pay Credit outlets in the world,
You are hereby selected as an honor for this payment approval, which you are
to acknowledge the receipt of this mail in returning the required below to the
Logistic Department by email listed below.

Office of Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults,
International Monetary Fund (IMF),
Contact Manager: Johnson Brian
Email:johnsonbrian75@yahoo.com



1. Full Name:
2. Phone and Fax Number:
3. Your age and Current Occupation:
4. Contact Address where you want your ATM Card to be delivered to (P.O Box
Not Acceptable):

For your information, you have to stop any further communication with any
other person (s) or office (s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.
Because of Impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is
(ATM-404012) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the Card Center
by using it as your subject.

Kindly be informed that recipients shall be liable to all cost arising for the
delivery of the donation parcel. This is due to Legal law protecting all
donation funds misappropriation.

Yours in Service,
Mr. Robert Ferguson
Admin Chairman
International Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults
International Monetary Fund (IMF)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Re: IMF writes

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

No worries Gob mate! I already sent them all your details. You can expect that debit card any day now

You're welcome
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