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Acting the goat!

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A man from Wiltshire has been banned from every farm across the country after he admitted to having sex with a goat.

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Robert Steven Newman, 23, from Devizes, had been due to stand trial for an act of sexual penetration with a living animal at a farm in Wiltshire in April this year.

The WIltshire Times reports that he appeared at North West Wiltshire Magistrate's Court in Chippenham on Monday after he changed his plea to guilty. He was then released on bail.

According to the Gazette Herald, he will be sentenced on 12 September.

In the meantime, reports the Evening Standard, he must obey a curfew between 7pm and 7am, and must stay away from any land where farm animals are kept.

Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.

According to the Mirror, Ryan Havens Tannenholz, 28, of Boise, Idaho, abused the cat a number of times between January 2012 and January 2013.

He has been charged with six counts of crimes against nature and one count of cruelty to an animal.
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A man from Wiltshire has been banned from every farm across the country after he admitted to having sex with a goat.
The rules of the media are quite different over at North West Wiltshire.

In the U.S. they would never have shown a picture of the obviously underage victim for legal reasons and out of respect for the injured party.

Also, they know that by doing so it would get your goat.

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In the U.S. they would never have shown a picture of the obviously underage victim for legal reasons and out of respect for the injured party.
Quite right Joe...

It looks like they're trying to put the victim on trial...
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There's no shame in the Finger (ahem!) Lakes

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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Oh gee, I missed this:
Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.
That's just so wrong on so many levels...
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So the difference between Wales and the West Country is sheep vs. goats, apparently.

This story reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, which ends with the punch line, "A good goat will do that, you know."

Also, under what circumstances is someone found out to be having sex with livestock? I mean, they're probably not saying, "Hey, watch me fuck this goat."
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DNA evidence?

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Sue U wrote: Also, under what circumstances is someone found out to be having sex with livestock?
Signs of men who do more than stare at goats:

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