A pensioner who was fined for shampooing his private parts on a bus has complained he was “treated like a hardened criminal”.
Philip Milne was arrested after he was spotted “rubbing his penis and testicles” with shampoo on a bus.
He insisted he had been using the hair care ointment to soothe an irritation in his groin area.
Philip Milne was fined for shampooing his private parts on a bus
Milne admitted to a charge of outraging public decency and represented himself in court, Bedfordshire News reported.
“I’m not disputing what was done was wrong but bear in mind I thought I was being discreet”, it quotes him as saying earlier this week.
The 75-year-old was fined £75 by Bedford Magistrates and ordered to pay £85 court costs and a £20 victim surcharge.
In July a 24-year-old cyclist was banned from a Leeds shopping centre after riding his bike one-handed through the mall, masturbating.
And earlier in June another “bike masturbator” was discovered by a man who set up a camera to catch the person responsible for repeatedly puncturing his bike's tyres.
The Swede was shocked to discover the culprit pleasuring himself to climax by rubbing himself against the bicycle's seat.
Pun of the week.
Pun of the week.
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Re: Pun of the week.
I think the judge was too soft on him...The 75-year-old was fined £75 by Bedford Magistrates and ordered to pay £85 court costs and a £20 victim surcharge.
On the other hand, he might have been able to get a hung jury and get off....
Re: Pun of the week.
I believe a stiff fine was enough.
Re: Pun of the week.
Maybe you're right...
He probably didn't deserve to be put into the penile system....
He probably didn't deserve to be put into the penile system....
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Well, I for one am glad to see this thread peter out so quickly....
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Did he use Head and Boulders?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Whatever brand it was, we know he was using it in a pubic place.