Ban the person above you.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban joe for giving me a headache with that post.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I ban beer sponge for not taking aspirin.

[kristina]

I ban oldr_n_wsr for not offering Beer Sponge an aspirin.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Kristina for pushing drugs.

[Crackpot]

I ban AW for pushing children

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Crackpot for getting that wrong. I don't push children, I trip them.

[Crackpot]

I ban @W for not allowing for artistic license regarding thread continuity.

[kristina]

I ban Crackpot for insisting on too much artistic license.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Kristina because I'm drunk with power...

[Joe Guy]

I ban Lord Jim because we don't take kindly to drunks around here!

[TPFKA@W]

I ban LJ for posting while drunk.

[Joe Guy]

I ban @W permanently because she broke the rules and banned the person above the person above her.

[kristina]

I ban Joe guy for being so nit-picky about the rules.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Kristina for banning me for being nit-picky about the rules of banning because they must be adhered to in order to maintain the integrity of the thread.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban joe because he thinks this thread needs integrity.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Beer Sponge because he thinks this thread doesn't need integrity...

[Lord Jim]

I ban Joe for pedantry, and also for objecting to people posting drunk.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Lord Jim so he can spend some time sobering up and while he is gone I'll nit-pick.

[kristina]

I ban Joe 'cause he's the last person I banned and I'm not feeling very imaginative this afternoon...and because he's picking nits again.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban kristina because she is not joe, and I banned joe the last two times.