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Gob
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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At first I thought this was a vacation problem - you got stuck in some Welsh village

Then I clicked the link

and realised it was the same thing
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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The last one on page two!!

Horror!

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I'm sure this wasn't a pleasant experience for the gentleman or the gerbil, I can't help but giggle. I'm glad it didn't involve catapulting squirrels! Also brings to mind Eddie Murphy's song, "Boogie in Your Butt". I shamefully still lmao at toilet humour.

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My personal favorite was number 3:
According to a London World War 2 veteran, he was suffering from terrible hemorrhoids, which he used to reduce with a live artillery shell.[well, who wouldn't?] One day, he pushed the shell too far into the rectum. The shell became stuck in his rectum, and when he went to the Emergency Room to get it removed, he admitted that the shell was live and could explode at any time. A bomb squad was called to the hospital to assist in the removal of the shell.
That would have been a huge hit on YouTube...
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Shurely, "bum squad"?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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