Ban the person above you.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Lord Jim because he doesn't know what it's like to have his heart broken and to be kicked to the side like a meaningless old dried up ossified turd on the road to nowhere.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Joe for making me cry with that heart wrenching tale...

[Long Run]

I ban Lord Jim for being a cry baby when he started a thread about a cry baby.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban LongRun because I am Jonesing a donut.

[Joe Guy]

I ban @W because it almost makes me feel close to her like we used to be before she yanked out my heart and trampled, crushed, stomped on and mangled it, leaving me with feelings of despair and loneliness.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Joe so he can get off the board and call the Suicide Prevention Hotline....

[Joe Guy]

I ban Jim because it's such a beautiful day here on the Golden Gate Bridge...

[Econoline]

I ban Joe so that @W doesn't unnecessarily get his hopes up by doing it.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Econo because I can't figure out what he's saying in that post...

[Joe Guy]

I ban Jim because I can't understand Econoline's post either. And today it is very cold on the Golden Gate Bridge.

[Daisy]

Banning Joe Guy again... Because I actually can.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Daisy for cutting in line (the queue Daze, the queue)

[TPFKA@W]

I ban MGM because them's the rules here, ya ban the person above you. And because he's a deep thought thinker.

[Long Run]

I ban @W for being a stickler for the rules.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Long Run for not taking note of my many rule breaking moments.

[kristina]

I ban @W for breaking the so subtly that Long Run missed it.

[Guinevere]

I ban Kristina for suggesting that @W has a subtle bone in her body.

[Long Run]

I ban Guin for being blunt about @W's lack of subtlety.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban LR for bad language. Well, you can see it if you rearrange the letters of what LR typed

and add a couple of consonants.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban MGM because he seems consonantipated.