Religion is like a penis
Religion is like a penis
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Religion is like a penis
At the church, the vicar was preaching 'God is neither man nor woman, neither black nor white.'
The small lad whispered to his dad: 'Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?'
The small lad whispered to his dad: 'Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?'
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Religion is like a penis
Monty Python: Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis Lyrics
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.
