Ban the person above you.

[Lord Jim]

I ban @W for thinking that would be a bad thing...

[Long Run]

I ban Jim for starting a bad thing:

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Long run for a lack of grandiloquence in his general presentation in this thread.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban @W for trying to prevent Jim from starting a war with Canada! We need to beat you into submission and bring single payer healthcare to you! You're welcome!

[Joe Guy]

I ban Beer Sponge and officially surrender to Canada on behalf of President Obama.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban Joe so he has the time available and appoint him administrator of Canada's recently acquired territory. Remember, we're bigger, we're on top, and our phallus is deep in your wetlands!

(As well, if Florida is any indication, this is a homosexual relationship. It is better to give than to receive!)

[Lord Jim]

I ban BS for employing extremely disturbing imagery....(again...it's kind of his thing... )

[Joe Guy]

I ban Lord Jim because I'm convinced that the U.S. turned gay this century (not that there's anything wrong with that).

P.S. Canada has always been gay.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Joe Guy for not knowing the Afrikaans phrase "Oh genade". Catchy tune though

[TPFKA@W]

I ban meade for expecting Amerikaans to know Afikaans.

[Joe Guy]

I ban @W for living in tornado country.

(I didn't realize until now that she lives in a trailer park).

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Joe Guy for being a trailerist.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban MGM because the voices said I should.

[kristina]

I ban @W so that she can take some time away from the board to see somebody about those voices in her head....

[Beer Sponge]

I ban kristina because Lord Jim said I should. I'm not wearing pants because the voices in my head said I shouldn't. My pantsless ass is sitting on a velvet Reagan picture because he gently cushions me.

[Crackpot]

I ban BS because he listens to the voices.... Except for velvet Reagan's because his voice is muffled.

[Long Run]

I ban Crackpot for banning Beer Sponge for listening to old Vern Gosdin albums.

[Crackpot]

I ban Long Run for reminding me where I posted last.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban CP for not posting last but saying he did. Such a disappointment

[kristina]

I ban MGM for telling Crackpot he's a disappointment.