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Why do they call it a "blow job" when there's really no "blowing" involved?
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It's because you blow your wad!
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MajGenl.Meade
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Nothing as bad as an empty wallet, eh Joe?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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An empty wallet is a limp wallet.
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but happiness is a warm gun
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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MajGenl.Meade
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And there I saw a white swan make
Another white swan in the lake;
Another white swan in the lake;
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Random dream # 325...
Last night I dreamed that I was sitting in my kitchen and a gray & white rabbit walked in and started telling me not to worry. I don't remember what it told me not to worry about.
Now I'm worried & wondering about what I might have been worried about that the rabbit said I shouldn't worry about.
Last night I dreamed that I was sitting in my kitchen and a gray & white rabbit walked in and started telling me not to worry. I don't remember what it told me not to worry about.
Now I'm worried & wondering about what I might have been worried about that the rabbit said I shouldn't worry about.
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You are worried your hare will fall out, of course that's just a random answer
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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That's very insightful and also encouraging. At least I know now that I shouldn't randomly worry.
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I'm having one of those days where I'm pretty sure everything is out to get me. Machines have free will and they are out to make my life miserable.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I want to go home, pack, and leave for Thanksgiving NOW!
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
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What I'm really thinking right now:
Congratulations... but I thought you were gay.... Actually I'm pretty damn sure of it.... Heard it from multiple people.... Then there was that time you made a pass at me..... But yeah congratulations. I guess. I mean what do I know....
Congratulations... but I thought you were gay.... Actually I'm pretty damn sure of it.... Heard it from multiple people.... Then there was that time you made a pass at me..... But yeah congratulations. I guess. I mean what do I know....
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Bi?????People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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MajGenl.Meade
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make your mother cry
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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I dreamed last night that @W wrote in a post here at Plan B that she is actually Martha Stewart.
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I ban Joe because he's still dreaming about @W...
Oh, sorry, wrong thread...
Oh, sorry, wrong thread...
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oldr_n_wsr
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Microsoft Project is the worst program ever written/sold/peddled by microsoft. 
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That's a pretty bold claim oldr...oldr_n_wsr wrote:Microsoft Project is the worst program ever written/sold/peddled by microsoft.
Seeing as how there are so many good candidates for that award...
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oldr_n_wsr
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Well I'm a "bold" kinda guy. 
Having used (and still use) Word, Excel, Power Point, Visio, Paint, Windows Explorer and I'm sure there are others, Project is the worst by far.
I thought Visio was bad. It was quirky but useable before microsoft bought it, now it's even quirkier to the point where it's almost unusable.
A note to microsoft, "I know what I want to do, do not anticipate what I want to do and do it for me. I spend more time fixing your assumptions than I do creating what I want". Oh, and your"Help" menu (in all your products) went from bad to useless. I get better results typing my questions into google.
Having used (and still use) Word, Excel, Power Point, Visio, Paint, Windows Explorer and I'm sure there are others, Project is the worst by far.
I thought Visio was bad. It was quirky but useable before microsoft bought it, now it's even quirkier to the point where it's almost unusable.
A note to microsoft, "I know what I want to do, do not anticipate what I want to do and do it for me. I spend more time fixing your assumptions than I do creating what I want". Oh, and your"Help" menu (in all your products) went from bad to useless. I get better results typing my questions into google.