Well, it's my own fault, really...
You would think that after all these years of acquaintance with him, that I would know better than to say something like, "surely not even
you could be that stupid" where rube is involved...
His
actual capacity for stupidity will
always outstrip my ability to
imagine what the outer boundaries of his stupidity might be...he's proven that repeatedly, for years...
No matter how hard I might try to anticipate his next idiotic action or statement, he will
always be ahead of me on the idiocy scale; a sort of
Moron Moriarty...
You'd think I'd remember that by now...
I bitch slap
myself for having forgotten it...
My bad...
