World eating octopus

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
Post Reply
User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

World eating octopus

Post by Gob »

Some spook agencies like to hide their more ominous workings from the innocent public, protecting Joe Bloggs from thinking too much about the power and influence that can come with snooping on the world.

But the US National Reconnaissance Office take a different approach.

Image

The NRO are totally embracing their menacing Big Brother persona and putting it out there for world+dog to see, having launched a bunch of satellites and a mysterious payload on a spacecraft yesterday - complete with the logo of a creepy octopus sucking the life out of our world.

The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (DNI) tweeted pictures of an Atlas 5 rocket bearing the NROL-39 getting ready for launch yesterday, which it said was carrying a "classified NRO payload" along with some cubesats.

The NRO is the agency in charge of designing, building, launching and maintaining America's spy satellites. The DNI said that its latest rocket would carry a dozen mini satellites co-funded by NASA as well as its unknown primary payload.

The DNI did not say just why the NRO thought that a good logo for its spy-craft would be a hugely evil-looking octopus with its tentacles wrapped around the Earth and the inscription "Nothing is beyond our reach". But Twitter users let the office know that the imagery probably wasn't the best idea in the world:
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Jarlaxle »

Chaosium called. They want royalties from whoever stole their illustration!
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

User avatar
Beer Sponge
Posts: 715
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:31 pm

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Beer Sponge »

Embrace our tentacled overlords! All hail Cthulhu!!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 21183
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
Contact:

Re: World eating octopus

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

I hear they will change the logo to a giant squid strangling Wales


Image
"Leave my bloody toilet alone you beastie and rhowch eich dwylo ar eich pen ôl. Right now!"
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Jarlaxle »

Beer Sponge wrote:Embrace our tentacled overlords! All hail Cthulhu!!
Glad someone got it.

(Or did you cheat and Google it?)
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

User avatar
Beer Sponge
Posts: 715
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:31 pm

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Beer Sponge »

No Jarl, I am a fan. Most recently, I've been playing Munchkin Cthulhu and Cthulhu Fluxx (card games, Google that if any are not familiar.)
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Jarlaxle »

Never played them, but I am familiar with the Munchkin card games.

Never played Cthulu, but I've been a D&D player for many years.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

User avatar
Beer Sponge
Posts: 715
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:31 pm

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Beer Sponge »

Myself as well, I've played quite a number of various role playing games, and other like games as well. I still play once a month even now!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: World eating octopus

Post by Jarlaxle »

IIRC, my next game is next weekend. (Though with the holidays, it might get cancelled.)
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

oldr_n_wsr
Posts: 10838
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:59 am

Re: World eating octopus

Post by oldr_n_wsr »

I have enough trouble with real life. Don't need any role playing. It only confuses me. :loon

Post Reply