Now that's what I call multitasking

[Scooter]

Man caught masturbating while texting and driving

QMI AGENCY

FIRST POSTED: THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2013 11:58 AM EST | UPDATED: THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2013 12:11 PM EST

A British man caught masturbating while driving his car naked during a steamy text-messaging session has been fined and ordered to do community service.

Another driver spotted Neal Marshall, 49, touching himself on Aug. 8 and called police with Marshall's licence plate, the Chester Chronicle reported. When police contacted Marshall, he told police he had "no comment."

His lawyer Adrian Evans said the case is "bizarre" but Marshall simply got "carried away" while messaging another person. Evans said Marshall never intended for anyone to see what he was doing.

"This does not excuse his actions, but it goes a way to explain why he was seen doing it," Evans said.

Marshall, who lives in Cheshire, pleaded guilty Wednesday to a charge of outraging public decency. He was also ordered to do community service in 2008 for the same charge.

[Gob]

Hero!!!

[MajGenl.Meade]

Must have been using an Ipud

[Joe Guy]

Must have been using an Ipud

And usingthis app.

[oldr_n_wsr]

When I was working for the beer distributor, I had to take a truck upstate to pick up a load of Miller. In the way back I was driving down th interstate and looked over and there was this lady with her skirt hiked up, dildo in hand pumping away. I tried to match her speed but she passed me. Made my day.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I tried to match her speed

Did you stay on the highway or get off?

[Sue U]

I tried to match her speed

Did you stay on the highway or get off?

I'm guessing both?

[MajGenl.Meade]

Ha! I knew someone would say that! I thought he probably pulled over...

[oldr_n_wsr]

Being the "alcoholic in training" I was at the time, my thoughts were on the beer.

[Gob]

A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.

It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff's office said.

The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.

The brouhaha began around 1 p.m. when sheriff's deputies started receiving reports of man acting bizarrely in the 9000 block of Brooklake Road Northeast, officials said.

The man, identified as Frey, had allegedly called a locksmith and later refused to pay the worker for his services, Marion County officials said.

After allegedly stiffing the locksmith, Frey wandered over to Brook's Market and refused to leave, officials said. An employee at the market had to eventually escort the alleged suspect off of the property, who then made his way to Iggy's Bar & Grill.

That's when Frey's behavior allegedly took a turn for the vulgar, Marion County officials said.

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.


Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on Frey, who then allegedly starting fighting with the deputy, officials said.


At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody, officials said.

Frey was later charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.

[Lord Jim]

After allegedly stiffing the locksmith...

Sometimes this stuff just writes itself...

[MajGenl.Meade]

A Beaverton man.... well at least he had an excuse