¿Cómo Machista es Usted?

[Joe Guy]

Click on the pic....

[Joe Guy]

Just took the test and...



I probably guessed a couple answers that didn't have I don't know as a choice.

Or I'm gayer than I think I am...

[Rick]

Hmmm

[Scooter]

I think there is something wrong with this test.



Since I am obviously 100% gay, everyone else should add 37 points to their score.

[Gob]

[Crackpot]

I got 325.

I think it's because I'd sing "I'm too sexy"

I don't think the test adjusts for irony.

[Joe Guy]

Since I am obviously 100% gay, everyone else should add 37 points to their score.

Your score shows that you actually chose to be gay and could be changed with conversion therapy...

[Lord Jim]

That's what I get for going to a couple of musicals...

[MajGenl.Meade]

I got 15% and I'm sure that's because I knew my wines and there were not nearly enough "none of the above" or "WTF?" answers to choose from. God knows, I may have guessed some really poofy answer just because there was no real male choice - such as the shoes one. WGAF about shoes?

[Lord Jim]

I think the lack of more "WTF?" options may also have boosted my score a bit; I may have gotten some answers right by accident...(Also in addition to the musicals I probably also got tagged on the wine question)

For example:

I don't know squat about men's shoe designers. From the list I knew that Gucci designed men's shoes, I'd heard of Prada but didn't know if they did or not, and I'd never even heard of the other two, so without a "Who knows? Who cares?" option, I may accidentally have gotten that one right...

"My cardio routine at the gym" consists of "not going to the gym", but that wasn't an option...I picked tread mill because that's like walking which is something I actually do...(I also bike ride, but "cycling classes" really sounded gay... though probably not as gay as "high-lo aerobics" )

I guess the least gay answer to the Brad Pitt question would have been "Brad Pitt's wife" but I went with "Brad Pitt's money" since that was far and away the most rational answer. (Seems to me that was far and away the most rational answer whether you were gay or straight.)

On the "woman you'd like to have dinner with question" since the two I had heard of I wouldn't have dinner with at bayonet point, I went with one of the two I hadn't heard of, so maybe I inadvertently raised my number on that one, (since "none of these skanks" wasn't a choice... )

I don't actually buy my underwear in 10 packs at Costco, but I went with it because it was the closest to the truth...(I actually buy my underwear in 3 packs at Ross's)

I know even less about "popular boy bands" then I do about men's shoe designers, (the only one on the list I've ever heard of is New Kids On The Block) so that's another one where I could have used a "Not a clue" answer for...

On the "My girlfriend could not drag me to" question, it was kind of a tossup between "a ballroom dance competition" and a "Cher concert" but since I could only pick one, I went with the former because I would probably embarrass myself less at a Cher concert....

[oldr_n_wsr]

I'm afraid to take the test. Might find out something about myself that I would rather not deal with.

ETA
15%

[MajGenl.Meade]

You 'n me, bro. Half as gay as LJ!

[Econoline]

I got 33%...for pretty much the same reasons Jim enumerates: random guesses instead of a "none of the above" or "WTF" option. (And I haven't even been to any musicals at all for many many years.)

I got 325.

*sigh* Well, at least I'm not five times as gay as Scooter...

[Crackpot]

It was supposed to be 32% but I apparently missed the shift key