Which Biblical Heroine Are You?

[Scooter]

Take the quiz and share the results:

You got: Mary Magdalene

You’re a woman with a past, that’s for sure… but your past has made you into the person you are today and you wouldn’t change a thing. Even though you’ve been hurt, you’re an incredibly sensitive and caring person who loves deeply and passionately. A people person, you love going out with your friends for a night of fun and mild debauchery. You have a steady, comforting presence that draws people to you effortlessly and you’re the most true, loyal friend that anyone could ask for. Ignore the haters and keep being your fantastic self.

Hmmm, not sure what to make of that.

[Sue U]

Like you couldn't see this one coming :

Which Biblical Heroine Are You?

You got: Judith

You’re a take-no-prisoners badass with no time for people who can’t keep up with you. A born winner, you always have your eye and the prize and will do absolutely anything to achieve your goals. To call you driven is an understatement. You have big ideas for your life and you’re determined to leave your mark on the world, no matter what it takes.

I would have also accepted Yael.

Scooter: I think yours is pretty dead-on.

[Big RR]

I got Mary Magdalene also.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Quick-witted, feisty, and fun-loving, you make absolutely no apologies for yourself or your life. You do what you want and look out for yourself as you make your way through the world. You have remarkable self-preservation instincts and take whatever life throws at you with a devil-may-care grin. Ambitious and driven, you know what you want and you’re not afraid to go after it. People aren’t really your “thing,” but you have a close circle of family friends that you love more than anything. You’re confident, smart, streetwise, and successful and you’re going to leave your mark on the world.

Oh great - Rahab. Might have known I'd be a hooker.

"Ambitious and driven" is totally wrong. But other than that.....

[Sue U]

So that's what the red rope was for!

[Econoline]

I swore I wasn't going to take any more of these "Which _____ are you?" quizzes, but I somehow got sucked into this one.

Another Mary Magdalene. I'm okay with that.

[Joe Guy]

Not quite the same as Meade...

You got: Rehab

Dim-witted, nasty, and rum-loving, you make absolutely no apologies for your drinking. You drink what you want and look for deals as you make your way through the liquor store. You have remarkable driving instincts and drive drunk with a devil-may-care grin. Inebriated and striving, you know what you drink and you’re not afraid of it. White wine isn't really your “thing,” but you'd drink it if that was all that was available. You’re stupid, strange, useless and a loser and you’re going to leave your mark on a fire hydrant.

[Guinevere]

Esther: Beautiful and sweet, you’re a deep thinker and a bit of an introvert. People often make assumptions or underestimate you because of your physical appearance, not realizing that behind the pretty face is a ferociously intelligent mind and a passion for justice. Although you prefer to stay out of the spotlight, nothing can stop you from standing up for the things you believe in. You’re definitely going to change the world one day.

I'm definitely not an introvert, but I like hammantashen, so I suppose it fits (and I took it twice with slightly different responses).

[MajGenl.Meade]

Guin, Guin, Guin! You can get tulips from hamsterjam!

[rubato]

I've always been partial to Yael. She was a righteous woman.


yrs,
rubato

[MajGenl.Meade]

Didn't quite get the idea of camping though.

[Lord Jim]

I also got The Magdalene...

[rubato]

Didn't quite get the idea of camping though.

It's the fresh air, puts you in the mood for a steak and some vigorous pounding.






"Extolled above women be Jael,
The wife of Heber the Kenite,
Extolled above women in the tent.
He asked for water, she gave him milk;
She brought him cream in a lordly dish.
She stretched forth her hand to the nail,
Her right hand to the workman's hammer,
And she smote Sisera; she crushed his head,
She crashed through and transfixed his temples.
At her feet he curled himself, he fell, he lay still;
At her feet he curled himself, he fell;
And where he curled himself, let it be, there he fell dead."


yrs,
rubato

[MajGenl.Meade]

[Rick]

Mine said Jezabel is not a heroine you are taking the wrong test