Poland!!
My pick for Eurovision 2014
My pick for Eurovision 2014
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Shake what yo mama gave you
Make some bread fo' me
Take a bath in an old wine cask
I'll do anything you ask
Mambo mumbo jumbo
Them things are hangin' out
Tuck them in then let them out
Toss 'em turn 'em shake 'em about
Rah rah rah!
You don't need no bra
Spray some water on them now
Oops you look just like a cow
moo....
Make some bread fo' me
Take a bath in an old wine cask
I'll do anything you ask
Mambo mumbo jumbo
Them things are hangin' out
Tuck them in then let them out
Toss 'em turn 'em shake 'em about
Rah rah rah!
You don't need no bra
Spray some water on them now
Oops you look just like a cow
moo....
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
That reminds me, we're running low on washing powder...
Oh,and milk.
Oh,and milk.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Apparently the judges had a different kind of woman in mind:
Austrian bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst won the 59th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday with a James Bond-inspired entry that had unleashed a wave of protests in eastern Europe before the competition.
The power ballad, "Rise Like a Phoenix," helped Wurst — the alter ego of 25-year-old Thomas Neuwirth — secure Austria's second victory in the competition with 290 points. The country also won in 1966.
"This is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom," a tearful Wurst said as she accepted the trophy from Denmark's Emmelie de Forrest, who won the contest last year. "We are unity."
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Wurst ever.
Re: My pick for Eurovision 2014
Ouch!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”